Friday, June 22, 2012

Carroll's DVD Review #22 (Zombieland)

ZOMBIELAND


A shy student trying to reach his family in Ohio, and a gun-toting tough guy trying to find the Last Twinkie and a pair of sisters trying to get to an amusement park join forces to travel across a zombie-filled America.

This funny/scary/funny movie stars Woody Harrelson and Emma Stone. It is a riot. Wait, let me say that again only, I wanna use more mustard on my sandwich. "This movie is a riot!" - Yeah, much better. I am not one to really get into zombie movies. In fact,I really do not care for them much. I mean, they are all the same. Some undead humans going around to try and eat real humans and or turn them into zombies also. Then the humans who are alive are trying not to get bitten or eaten. What I like about this movie, is that the plot is really about a man trying to find an edible twinkie. The zombies just happen to be there. A really entertaining film and quite frankly, perhaps my new all-time favorite zombie movie.

My rating: Ihave to roll with 9 stars on this one. The only reason I didn't give it a ten is because Emma Stone failed to give me enough booty/panty shots. Hey, shake that money-maker, you know what I mean?  I also deducted for them killing Bill Murray. I mean, it's Bill freaking Murray!



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CAPTAIN AMERICA


After being deemed unfit for military service, Steve Rogers volunteers for a top secret research project that turns him into Captain America, a superhero dedicated to defending the USA's ideals.

After being deemd unfit for my Marvel collection, Carroll Bryant volunteers to give this CD to charity that turns me back into a fan of movies being filmed based on comic characters.

I swear, this one almost had me ready to toss in the towel on comic book hero's. It just wasn't my cup of tea. I was bored an hour into it if not sooner. I just couldn't connect with this one, but hey, maybe you will.

My rating: I give it a 5 and a half stars. It was worth a shot to make I guess. Just next time, maybe Captain America could fight some other super-hero or something. maybe he could fight the Hulk. The military has been trying to capture him. Get to working on it Hollywood!




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