Saturday, January 31, 2015

Yeah Toast!!!!!! (Heywood Banks)

"I like hot toast and I cannot lie. Spreading that butter o'er white, wheat or rye."

Seriously though, I like toast and Heywood Banks seems to like it too. And he makes me laugh.

Enjoy.



 

Monday, January 26, 2015

Carroll's Journey: Bimbos

The sweatshirt business just might be a good venture, don't you think?. Don't know what will become of it, but I hear it's a blast. Probably. I have some ideas so we'll see what develops in the near future. Did you know you can sell your ideas and concepts? Provided someone wants to buy them. There's always a catch, right?

Already had some business interactions but I don't think it's anything to talk about for right now. I have come to learn that there is no such thing as a definite. An interest is an interest and an idea is just that, an idea. People are gonna do what they want to do in the end so, never hold your breath. (You'll only turn blue in the face.) But you never know, sometimes the simplest idea can turn into a million dollar baby. Confused? Well, it's a Bryant thing. You wouldn't understand. (Ha-ha)

Ultimately, I'd rather spend my time trying to do something constructive if I can. Or coming up with zingers like .... "After having a heart-attack, my goal is to make it through this year alive .... or die trying." LOL Come on, that was funny. Or maybe this ...."I want to make someone laugh until they die, and never let anyone know it was I who killed them. O_o The perfect crime. O_O" You see, I am a riot these days, and not just another dumb blonde bimbo.

I have had some family issues of late. Turns out I am now an orphan. I'm not going to let it get me down. I will keep my spirits up. But family is not always in the blood - but rather whom you carry in your heart. I realize that there is probably no such thing as a "perfect family", still,  I think I can do better. At least, I deserve better. Anyhow, I spent 20 years putting up with some stupid shit that most people wouldn't have put up with for a moment. It's just time to make some more changes in my life.

Just found out that the new "Redbone" band has been singing my song "I Want Your Love" live at the "Bimbos Night Club" located in North Beach in San Francisco, California. Parts of one of their performances of my song can be heard on a January 4th, 2015 "Chance To Have It All" radio show (KCLA). (They spelled my name "Carole" Bryant.) lol I should have just called myself Bob Smith. Haha That is pretty cool though. Below is a link to that specific show if anyone cares to wanna hear it. Thanks to Pat Vegas and the gang for singing. Glad you like the song.


I'll be putting up another page for the "Chance to Have It All" charity, just give me a little time. I took the old page down because I am done with my donation run. But I still believe in the "Chance To Have It All" idea. (And I just love Pat and Acela to pieces.) LOL

Really been missing fantasy football. It's always like this though when the season ends. (Especially when I had such an awesome season.) I go through my with-drawls every year. Soon, the Superbowl will come and pass and I'll be looking forward to the free agent portion of the off season, and hope Dallas and Tampa Bay sign someone worthy to help them win games next year. Then I will look forward to the draft. After that, and before I know it, it will be time to draft again for fantasy football. Hopefully this time, I don't have another heart-attack when the season begins again. Also hopefully, my family will come to their senses and we can get this problem between us rectified. I've learned a long time ago not to hold my breath. Then again, I am a blonde bimbo. I am always an optimistic who is addicted to being wrong about people.  Or something to that effect. I have also learned that when someone pushes you away, don't fight it. Just go with the flow. Don't be a bimbo about it. 

Wednesday, January 21, 2015

Taylor Swift Or Rick Springfield?

DRUNK DIALED:


Me: "Hello?"

Joe: "Dude, what ya doing?"

Me: "I was asleep. It's like 3 in the morning."

Joe: "It's 3:30."

Me: "Yeah, not better."

Joe: "The old lady took the kids and stayed overnight at her mom and dads. I got the place to myself tonight."

Me: "I see."

Joe: "Dude, I'm jamming to Taylor Swift."

Me: "I can hear. A little loud isn't it?"

Joe: "Can never be too loud for Taylor Swift."

Me: "Yeah, no, it can. Trust me."

Joe: "You don't like Taylor Swift, do you?"

Me: "Never met her."

Joe: "I mean her music."

Me: "No, I don't listen to her music."

Joe: "You're a hater."

Me: "You don't listen to Rick Springfield, do you?"

Joe: "No."

Me: "You're a hater."

Joe: "Point made. But you still don't like her. You think she's ugly."

Me: "You asked me if I thought she was pretty and I said "I am not attracted to her if that's what you're asking." I never told you I thought she was ugly."

Joe: "You told Gary there wasn't enough beers when he asked you how many it would take before doing her."

Me: "Are you sure I told Gary that or did you only hear it from Gary? But I didn't tell you that, did I?"

Joe: "Point made. Dude, I am so rocking out right now."

Me: "No, you're not rocking out. That's not rock."

Joe: "Taylor Swift or Rick Springfield, which one would you do?"

Me: "Those are my only 2 choices?"

Joe: "Yep"

Me: "Rick Springfield."

Joe: "What's not to like about her?"

Me: "I don't like her eyes, they freak me out. Her face is so pale, and that's with her usual ton of make-up. I mean, what's under all of that crap? Is she 'Night of the Living dead' under there? Her body is too boyish, and she has no ass. She can't dance. In all of her interviews she is always, "Me, me, me." Dude, she just looks malnourished."

Joe: "Don't hold nothing back. Tell me how you really feel."

Me: "But hey, if you like her."

Joe: "Do you even like any female singers of today?"

Me: "I'm a Miley guy. And Selena Gomez. Zendaya."

Joe: "Oh yeah, I almost forgot. You like trailer trash."

Me: "Touche'. Although I take offense to Zendaya. She's classy."

Joe: "Agreed. She never dated Justin or performs her concerts 90% naked." 

(Long Pause)

Me: "Did you just throw-up?"

(Another Long Pause)

Joe: "Dude, seriously? You would do Rick Springfield over Taylor Swift?"