Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Carroll's Journal #27 (Frack)

I have felt like mud all week. Body fatigue, mental exhaustion, sluggish at best. It’s like my whole body, inside and out, just wants to shut down. If I had a power down switch, I would use it. I don’t know what it is so my mother says I should get a blood test done. That makes two of them that I took last week. One for my “fatigue” and the other, for the baby. Actually, that wasn’t really a blood test, it was a DNA test taken with a swab. But I did go to the doctor to do a blood test. I clearly instructed that if anything comes back indicating that I have some deadly disease or whatever, he is to tell me that I am absolutely fine and no worries. Period!

I just don’t want to know how many days I have left on this planet. There’s no telling what I might do. And with my luck, after I do all my “things” - and the police are waiting outside my door, and I am ready for my mortality, the doctor tells me he made a mistake!

What the frack?

You do realize that in the events I just mentioned, one of the things I did was spend my entire retirement money, right? So double up on that frack.

My mother says I have a different look about me. A different attitude. That I have changed. She’s not the only one either. I have had several people tell me that I have changed. I don’t know if that is good or bad, don’t think I rightly care. Everybody changes. Everybody evolves. That’s life. Nothing can maintain itself forever. Not even our planet. Not even the sun. Hell, not even the universe. There is constant motion and changes taking place every single second of every single day.

People are no different.

So, I sold my old X-Box, practically gave it away, and got a new one. Learning to play the 2012 Madden game. (My other Madden was 2010 I think, but I sold that and my old games with the machine.) I also picked up some other games. I have this sonic game that looks good. I’ll have to play that with Caden next time his mom brings him for a visit. He’s my little buddy. I love him to pieces.

Frack, frack, frack. I like saying frack.

I guess I’ll find out in a few weeks then if I am a father. (I’m not.) Just saying “officially”. It will be good to put this thing to rest. Then again, what if it is my child? O_O (Eyes opened wide!)

I’m not. LOL

I think I am missing California. And half of my brain.

I don’t know if you guys noticed this or not yet, but last Saturday night, I worked a few tricks to get my blog to load faster for you. I know it was a pain in the butt for me waiting for my own blog to load up so I figured it might be a pain for you too. So, I fixed it.

Shoot first, aim later. Story of my life.

OMG! Did you see Miley Cyrus at that music awards thingy majig last weekend? She was smoking hott. I mean, wow! She got me perked up right away. She is soooooooo sexy. Okay, I wasn’t too fond of her hair, not that I noticed it at the time because I didn’t notice it until I saw the pictures of her the next day on just about every website on planet earth, but outside of that, yeah, she was all Miley. LOL One weekend with her is all I need.

Frack!

Okay, this Madden 2012 is actually kind of good. I mean, in the old one, I was used to running up the score in the 3rd and 4th quarters. This one, I have actually lost a few games. It forces me to actually think about what I am doing during the game. It could be a little nicer to my passing game but other than that, it’s kind of okay. I really like the off season mode. I do have one question though: Why are the sucky players in real life good in the game and the good players in real life so sucky in this game?

*** Hiccup ***

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

But really, that Miley Cyrus is one sexy young lady. She makes me wish I was 25 again and living next door to her and was a rock star or something. Maybe (twirling a finger) an actor! Hey, if I were a singer, I could do a remake of “Achy Breaky Heart”

Insert hammer to head here à (________)

***Kerplunk***

***Burp***

These pretzels are making me thirsty?

Now what the frack is that all about?

Have you found Waldo yet? … No? ….. Keep looking.

4 comments:

  1. Okay, here I'm totally lost.... what baby are you talking about, man?!?!

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  2. I thought I mentioned it before. Some girl claims I am th efather of her daughter. I'm not though, she's just wishful thinking? LOL I don't know. It's like the third time this has happened. Not counting the time this one girl said I was the father of her child and I never even kissed the girl before. LOL We got some live ones here in Ohio. Haha

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  3. Wow! What a very interesting life you got xD lol
    Anyway, nope. I think you didn't mention it. Not to me. Or at least I wasn't around when you talked about it.

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  4. "Interesting" being one word to describe my life thus far. LOL

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