What a night last night!
Remember when you thought you participated in a rodeo?
Remember when you thought you were getting a tan?
Remember that chick you thought you were making out with?
Remember that spot on the couch you thought you took a nap on?
Dude, even your pets were out of control!
Remember your "other" romantic encounter?
Yeah, I think you had one too many.
Now get up and go pick up your girlfriend before she gets run over.
Okay, fine, I guess one more beer isn't going to hurt.
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!!
I hope your party went a lot better than mine.