Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Blow My Mind (Jessica) By Carroll Bryant

BLOW MY MIND (JESSICA) - By Carroll Bryant


Well, Jessica, you talk a really good game
You say you dig my style
You say you dig my name

The look in your eyes caught me by surprise
I didn't know you cared so much

You ought to know right now that
I'm not the kind of guy to fall in love

Just blow my mind 
If you want my attention
I love imagination 
Don't waste my time
With homemade stuff inventions
Just show me something real tonight
Talk to me real deep inside
And baby just blow my mind 

Well, Jessica, maybe it's best that you should go
I know that you have two kids
I know you're only twenty-five years old

The dance in your shoes is your attitude 
I didn't know you taste so good

You ought to think before you blink your eyes
In the manner that you always should

Just blow my mind 
If you want my attention
I love imagination 
Don't waste my time
With homemade stuff inventions
Just show me something real tonight
Talk to me real deep inside
And baby just blow my mind

The landscape I'm standing on
Lives inside a dream
Playing in black and white
On a big ass movie screen

I don't think you can handle it

Well, Jessica, I guess it all comes down to this
You know I really like to hold you
You know I really like to kiss your lips

The hump in my heart's a good place to start
Things like that will fade away 

You ought to move to another place and
Pay taxes to another state

Just blow my mind 
If you want my attention
I love imagination 
Don't waste my time
With homemade stuff inventions
Just show me something real tonight
Talk to me real deep inside
And baby just blow my mind 

Blow my mind
Blow my mind

Well, Jessica, maybe I won't say good-bye


Friday, January 20, 2017

Monday, January 16, 2017

Carroll's Journey: Told You So

I told you so!

For the past few years I have been on certain political media / news sites informing people that democrats suck at math. Mostly I said this just to piss democrats off or otherwise, get under their skin. I got a big kick out of it.

Most people responded with the "where's your proof" comment if not their classic "F you" remarks that clearly demonstrate their "intelligence" level.

However, now I have my proof.

Just the other day, the California Department of Education released their statistics of which showed that only 29% of students were able to satisfy the basic standard requirements of their specific grade level in ....... drum roll please ..... math!

Of those 29%, only 18% of African Americans were able to reach the basic standards of math in their grade level.

This means that 79% of kids in California failed to reach their basic standard requirements in math. Which means, and it's official now, that democrats suck at math. So thank you the State of California for proving what I have been saying for two or three years now.

I told you so! LMAO

I have also been saying during these past few years that democrats are not very bright in general. So what do the politicians do in light of these horrible math results? They decide to get together to push an agenda and encourage teachers to teach kids how to "spot" fake news. LMAO AGAIN!

Democrats are not very bright. lol I would think that instead of teaching kids how to spot fake news, you might want to teach them, oh, I don't know ....... MATH!?

Hey, California kids! I can teach you how to spot fake news, but unfortunately, you may not understand it because you suck at math. But here goes .....

90% of liberal media is fake news while only 60% of republican media is fake news, thus, you're more likely to get the real news from republican media. (If you watch "The Blaze", you will get fake news, just as if you watch CNN, MSNBC and if you go to BuzzFeed or read The New York Times or the Washington Post, you will get fake news by the truck load.)

Always remember, kids, to be a democrat you have to be one of the three, 1) a socialist, 2) a communist, or 3) a terrorist. (What kind of democrat are you?) But to be a democrat, you will always be a liar, a cheater, a fake, a fraud, a bully, rig elections, and a non-American because there is nothing American about being a socialist, a communist and or a terrorist. It's called the land of the free, not the land of the "ist".

I hate to say it, but ... I TOLD YOU SO!

Okay, I don't hate to say it. lol

This could also explain why democrats don't understand the difference between the "electoral" voting process / system, and the "popular" vote. Our founding fathers were very good at math, and reasoning, as well as fair play.










To all the kids in California ..... good luck.

(You're so gonna need it.)  




Thursday, January 12, 2017

Just Another Damn Girl - By Carroll Bryant

JUST ANOTHER DAMN GIRL - By Carroll Bryant



Every word you say becomes an adjective 
Maybe we're alive, but did we ever really live?
Then I meet you
Who met who?
This is another day we'd like to forget
Then you saw me
It was that easy 
A place that we had to be
Two American victims
Two American suspects

You're just another damn girl
You're out to capture the whole damn world
And break my heart to pieces 
Start another world war 
Just another damn girl
Shaking me down for another fight
Keeping me up the whole damn night
You want to own my life and I know this for sure
You're just another damn girl 

I would never listen to kiss your mouth
There are moments I lie to you to get my feelings out
I come unglued
Always so fooled
This is a one way trip that I don't want to take
Then love is free
We broke the whole damn thing 
A mystery that was destiny 
Two American sleepers
Two American dreams

You're just another damn girl
You're out to capture the whole damn world
And break my heart to pieces 
Start another world war 
Just another damn girl
Shaking me down for another fight
Keeping me up the whole damn night
You want to own my life and I know this for sure
You're just another damn girl 

Then I meet you
Who met who?
This is another day we'd like to forget
Then you saw me
It was that easy 
A place that we had to be
Two American children
Two American dreams

You're just another damn girl
You're out to capture the whole damn world
And break my heart to pieces 
Start another world war 
Just another damn girl
Shaking me down for another fight
Keeping me up the whole damn night
You want to own my life and I know this for sure
You're just another damn girl




Friday, January 6, 2017

Fantasy Football 2016 Champs! Carroll Bryant

WHAT A SEASON IT HAS BEEN!

I posted earlier about how all 16 of my fantasy football teams made the playoffs in their respective leagues. None of my teams finished less than 3rd place in the regular season.

Well, 13 of those teams went on to play in their league championship game and 12 of those 13 won their league championship.

Let me say that again, but only with a lot more vinegar. Twelve of those thirteen teams WON! their league championship game!

I AM SPARTACUS

Anyhow, I have had the "dream" season in fantasy football. When you consider that the average player gets 30% to 40% of their teams into the playoffs, for me to get 100% of mine is mind blowing. Especially when you consider that the last two years I got 9 of 10 teams into the playoffs and the year before that, I got 9 of 12 teams into the playoffs, then you can see how I have hit "The Zone" when playing this game. 

I am on fantasy football fire. 

I am just going to sit back and enjoy this feeling. I am also contemplating if I want to play next year. You see, I am kind of bored with it now. lol It just doesn't get that much better than this. 

While there are plenty of people, friends and strangers, handing out the compliments and insults, I just can't see how this game is challenging anymore. And believe it or not, winning has gotten a little bit stale. Especially when everyone was "coming for me" this season. They were trying to draft "my favorite players" in the draft, not realizing that I have a lot of favorite players. Ha-ha

I have draft plans, and then I have back up draft plans, and then I have back up draft plans to my back up draft plans. lol And yet, I still managed to manage my teams into the playoffs. There was also a lot more activity this season in the fight for free agents. On some of my teams I made more than 25 transactions and a few were in the 30's and a couple in the 40's. I had a lot of injuries again this year, as every year, and I had to fight like a dog to get quality replacements onto my teams, but I did it. I made it through the process and came out of it with 12 of 16 teams league champs. 

And now below, are the snapshots of the champion banners. 








































Sunday, January 1, 2017

Hottest Bikini Video Shoot EVER!

Everyone knows I don't post porn or nudity, unless it's artistic and artistically done, and or projects a specific message. However, a friend sent me this video proclaiming the most awesome girl, by the name of Sherri, modeling in bikini's. He said it was the best photo shoot he ever seen. "Best ass ever!" He says.

So I took a look see for myself and was a little bit impressed. 

Now, I have at times posted some "hot" pictures of male and female models looking sexy, but again, never completely nude. But where non-nude sexiness is concerned, this Sherri girl isn't half bad. She's okay looking but man, she sure is quite sexy. So after many weeks of contemplating, I decided to post the video. Hopefully, it will warm you guys up during a cold winter night. lol

If you're offended then I don't know what you would be offended about because you are not seeing anything here that you wouldn't see at a public beach, or a public pool.

I have been assured the girl, Sherri, is at least 18 years old.  Also, by the music, it sounds like it was filmed some ten years ago.

Nothing left to say except, enjoy, I guess. 


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