Taylor Swift Or Rick Springfield?

DRUNK DIALED:

Me: "Hello?"

Joe: "Dude, what ya doing?"

Me: "I was asleep. It's like 3 in the morning."

Joe: "It's 3:30."

Me: "Yeah, not better."

Joe: "The old lady took the kids and stayed overnight at her mom and dads. I got the place to myself tonight."

Me: "I see."

Joe: "Dude, I'm jamming to Taylor Swift."

Me: "I can hear. A little loud isn't it?"

Joe: "Can never be too loud for Taylor Swift."

Me: "Yeah, no, it can. Trust me."

Joe: "You don't like Taylor Swift, do you?"

Me: "Never met her."

Joe: "I mean her music."

Me: "No, I don't listen to her music."

Joe: "You're a hater."

Me: "You don't listen to Rick Springfield, do you?"

Joe: "No."

Me: "You're a hater."

Joe: "Point made. But you still don't like her. You think she's ugly."

Me: "You asked me if I thought she was pretty and I said "I am not attracted to her if that's what you're asking." I never told you I thought she was ugly."

Joe: "You told Gary there wasn't enough beers when he asked you how many it would take before doing her."

Me: "Are you sure I told Gary that or did you only hear it from Gary? But I didn't tell you that, did I?"

Joe: "Point made. Dude, I am so rocking out right now."

Me: "No, you're not rocking out. That's not rock."

Joe: "Taylor Swift or Rick Springfield, which one would you do?"

Me: "Those are my only 2 choices?"

Joe: "Yep"

Me: "Rick Springfield."

Joe: "What's not to like about her?"

Me: "I don't like her eyes, they freak me out. Her face is so pale, and that's with her usual ton of make-up. I mean, what's under all of that crap? Is she 'Night of the Living dead' under there? Her body is too boyish, and she has no ass. She can't dance. In all of her interviews she is always, "Me, me, me." Dude, she just looks malnourished."

Joe: "Don't hold nothing back. Tell me how you really feel."

Me: "But hey, if you like her."

Joe: "Do you even like any female singers of today?"

Me: "I'm a Miley guy. And Selena Gomez. Zendaya."

Joe: "Oh yeah, I almost forgot. You like trailer trash."

Me: "Touche'. Although I take offense to Zendaya. She's classy."

Joe: "Agreed. She never dated Justin or performs her concerts 90% naked." 

(Long Pause)

Me: "Did you just throw-up?"

(Another Long Pause)

Joe: "Dude, seriously? You would do Rick Springfield over Taylor Swift?"

 

Hollywood Crush #1 Miley Cyrus

When she first came onto the scene, I thought she was a cute kid with a lot of spunk and energy. She was always smiling and it appeared that she was having fun being her. Then she grew up, and somehow turned into a beautiful young lady. She grew into those semi-buck teeth.

Miley Cyrus has earned herself number one on my “Hollywood” crush list for only about the past year or so because every time I see her, she is always smiling, and I like that in girls. She never has mentioned any regret about playing the role of Hannah Montana and she still looks like she is having fun just being herself.
While I don’t think she comes close to being as beautiful as Masiela Lusha, I have always said that the two most beautiful qualities about a girl is attitude and confidence. Throw in a smile and presto, you have an amazing girl. I can only hope that she continues to have fun in life and enjoy it always like I hope for everyone. And I hope she stays in the business of recording more songs and making more movies. I’ll always be there to listen or to watch.

I will be contacting Vish to try and get him his winnings, being that he was the one who guessed first, the correct answer. Congratulations, Vish. And thanks to everyone who participated. Was this fun or what? LOL

Video Break 27 Miley Cyrus

I might still be missing California just a little bit. Maybe.

Picture Page Sunday #5

I had a dream last night that I took my date to Wendy's and our order came to over 40,000 dollars! I guess that means one of two things, my date was a rather large woman or ... gasoline costs one million dollars a gallon. I am trying to decide which one of those two I would rather it be. Meanwhile, enjoy the pictures! LOL