Hollywood Crush #4 Anna Kournikova

She rose to fame playing tennis as a child prodigy, but when Anna Kournikova fell short of expectations in her professional career, she found a new one to flourish with, being beautiful. This Russian goddess may not have won a major tennis tournament, but I ask you, who cares? She’s gorgeous. Her calendars are always biggest sellers. Though I would admit that she has a personality deficiency, I suppose she can get away with it because she is, after all, perhaps the most beautiful woman in our lifetime. (That could be open to debate.) Whenever my friends and I are sitting around watching football and the conversation comes up about who the most beautiful women in the world are, her name always gets mentioned. And with good reason. For now, I have her sitting in the number four position.

Hollywood Crushes #5 (Mary-Kate & Ashley)

They’re just the cutest things. Ever! I have always thought of them like peanut butter and jelly, you can’t have one without the other. I mean, you could, but it just wouldn’t be the same. They used to be number 2 on my list once upon a time. Anyhow, number 5 ain’t too shabby. Rich, beautiful, and best of all, twins, Basil, twins!

Hollywood Crush #6 (Mila Kunis)

The Ukraine has some beautiful women too. Anymore like Mila and consider me Ukrainian. Known more for her role on “That 70’s Show” and the of Meg on “Family Guy” - Mila (short for Milena) has that Jacqueline Smith, “innocent girl next door who you know isn’t all that innocent” look. Holding fast at number six, Mila gets the blood pumping through the heart just as quickly as anyone. I also hear she is one of the sweetest people you could ever want to meet. That just makes her all the more awesome!

Hollywood Crush #7 Kylie Minogue

Ever since I saw her music video’s “I should be so lucky” and “The Locomotion” I was hooked on this beautiful Australian woman. It wouldn’t be until the late 1990’s when I would come across more of her videos that I had missed out on while surfing the internet one day. For some reason, MTV and VH1 didn’t seem to play her video’s here in America. I couldn’t figure out why. She has a great voice, sings some awesome songs, and is very sexy. Oh, maybe that’s why they didn’t show them much, maybe she is too sexy. All I know is, she would be a pretty good reason for me to go to Australia someday. In fact, she would be a pretty good reason to sell my soul to the devil. I think Cristy picked Kylie to be my number one. Sorry Cristy. It was certainly a good choice though.

Hollywood Crush #8 Natalie Imbruglia

There are some mornings when I wake up and all I can think about is how great it would be if I had a big wooden spoon to dip into a big wooden bowl and help myself to a big heaping bite of Imbruglia for breakfast. I know that may have sounded a bit out there, but I am a bit out there so, there you go. Let’s face it, there are just some people that have a most uncanny ability to lure you in. Natalie Imbruglia does it for me. Though she is sitting in the number eight spot, there was a time when she was in my top five. She also kills the myth that all I care about on a woman is a nice ass. Trust me, there is nothing special about Imbruglia’s ass. It’s about as plain and ordinary as an ass can be. However, in my world, she is one of the most beautiful females walking this Earth. I think Cici picked Natalie as number one. Sorry Cici.