Joke: "Sex In the Dark"

There was this couple who have been married for twenty years. Every time they made love, the husband always insisted the light be turned off. After twenty years of this, the wife grew tired of it. She thought it to be ridiculous and sought to stop her husband of this insane habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of some wild, romantic and crazy, screaming sex, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband holding a battery operated device. “A vibrator?” She shouted. “You have been using a vibrator?” It was soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. “You impotent bastard!” She screamed, going completely ballistic on him. “How could you lie to me for all these years? You better explain yourself, Mister!”

The husband looks her straight into the eyes and very calmly says, “I’ll explain the toy. You explain the kids.”

MY THANKS TO SHARON FOR SHARING THIS WITH ME.