In The Beginning

In The Beginning, there was man. Amazingly enough, this creature learned how to form words. To speak. This was vital for communication purposes. To understand one another. As it were, grunts and the rolling of ones eyes just wasn't enough.


Then this creature created the art of spelling. For to speak is one thing, to hand write what you are thinking, and feeling was a must. Hand signals and gestures wasn't going to cut it. You would think the middle finger would suffice for all communication. It didn't.


Fast forward to 2012. Here is my blog. I like to think that I have mastered the English language.


Sure, heiroglyphics were fun in the beginning, but writing on stone was much harder than it originally was thought to be. Let's face it, not everyone was an artist either. Limitations, my friends, limitations.


The invention of paper was perhaps the greatest invention ever. Well, until the invention of computers and the internet. Now we're talking. Words, pictures, I mean, who needs the middle finger anymore, right? Okay, so the middle finger still comes in handy from time to time. Another good invention that has stood the test of time.


I like things that don't rust.


What now? Where do we go from here? Where do I go from here?


Only time will tell.


This is my blog. My new blog. I hope you find it entertaining as time passes into time. I hope you find it informative also. It is, after all, mans weapon to use against man. The greatest form of communication in the modern day. I hope you enjoy it. I know I will.


Let's play.